Fake tan report

Well. Now I know what ladies who lunch do all day. What a complete faff and I smell funny. And stupid paper knickers that cover nothing so what's the point?

Anyway, she exfoliated all over which was the best bit - my skin felt baby soft. Then you get in a shower and rinse all that off but it's a tiny cubicle and I didn't manage to get it all off so I had bits of exfoliate on me. Then she rubs in the lotion which took ages. And I had to stand around waiting for it to dry. Am not convinced. It's not developed yet so I can't report back on the colour.

There is no subsitute for a real tan although I know know know this is better for me!

Fake tan

I really dislike fake tan - mainly because I think they all stink. However, I am off to Hong Kong on Tuesday and am whiter than white. I have caved and booked a fake tan treatment at the salon down the road for tomorrow. I realise that with my hair removal and fake tan stories I sound a bit, well, common. I can assure you that I'm not really!

Anyway, will report back. i am having a Clarins treatment as St Tropez scared me!